Penazzling...for Him

Yes, you heard right. If "Vajazzling" weren't enough, there's Penazzling for men. I'm sure this will NOT take off - at least I pray it won't - but it's always funny to see if someone brave enough - or stupid enough - will do it and thanks to the men of theCHIVE.com they found someone who was willing to do it. The man decided to remain anonymous (I wonder why), but actually went through with it... and this is the result of his penazzled wahoo.
Men: Please keep your dignity and DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT do this.... EVER!